Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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