How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
