There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion