ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He felt like a one man threesome
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love