Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
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Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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