Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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