Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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