My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
How external is "for external use only"?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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