i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Green mimosas i think yes
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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