DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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