stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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