Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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