This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
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This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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