I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
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Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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