I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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