I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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