the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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