Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
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Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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