Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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