this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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