Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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