They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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