it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
