there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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