R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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