they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Vodka?
Forever.
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He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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