belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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