Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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