...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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