Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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