Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
