i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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