Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
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I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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