we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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