Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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