my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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