Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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