Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
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Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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