i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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