You're a womanizer and a bitch.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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