I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
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You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
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