its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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