You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
her vagine was all disorganized.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
