I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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