so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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