I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My vagina just clenched in fear
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