you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
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You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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