Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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