That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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