ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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