Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
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I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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