she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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