I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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