just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
