I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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