ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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