Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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