i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
hell yes lets make some ravioli
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
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I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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